The Woxbox
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOU BLACK YOUNG MEN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY! WHY DON’T YOU GO ASSIST THOSE NICE ASIANS DOWN THE BLOCK WITH THEIR MOVE NEXT WEEK!? COME ON IN, I HAVE FRESH COOKIES AND LEMONADE! NO?! WELL ALRIGHT, BUT COME AROUND AGAIN SOMETIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS WITH ALL MY HEART!
Reverse Racism (Cuz you can’t be reverse racist, but you can sure as hell be racist.)

mosswyrm:

schlongsandwich:

arinhandjob:

midipon:

(r/gamegrumps unpopular opinions thread)

I was halfway through reading this when I realized it was NTom64 who posted it.

This motherfucker, this beautiful motherfucker knows that’s up.

it’s free content

/free/

/it’s free content/

///it’s free fucking content///

///IT’S FREE FUCKING CONTENT///

Hey OP how about lets have them do whatever THEY fucking want for THEIR own channel and quit being a whiny bitch about it. Seriously part of what they do is so that they can have fun too. They want to be a few best friends sitting around playing video games and laughing at each other once in a while. Like I said, it’s THEIR show, they can do whatever they fucking want. It makes me sick to see people try and control it. I understand getting frustrated at probably not being able to get past a particularly different part, but even then you have to keep in mind, it’s not the only thing in their heads—they also have to focus on commentary. That becomes even more difficult when you have to deal with and try to appeal to whiny assholes like OP up there trying to tell them that they’re not good enough and that they need to change. It breaks my heart when I think about what it must feel like to try that hard at and then to confront shit like this. When Arin and Dan literally have to apologize for just doing their thing, that’s when you know things have started to not be fun for them. And for something that was originally supposed to be them having fun while entertaining others, it becomes taxing. It turns into a chore. Things get even more stressful. Even behind the scenes—I’m pretty sure Barry and Suzy have expressed at some point how stressful it can be to get everything together. And with those things in mind, OP’s words can HURT.
So, to finalize things and bring it all home before my app crashes, here goes:
Basically shut up and don’t ruin things. Don’t tell people how to run their own shit. If you wanna be in control of something like that, make your own damn channel and see how you like it when the people you try so hard to please turn around and tell you that you’re not good enough. Trust me, that shit’s a LOT harder than it seems.

P.S.- Dan’s stories are the best, you shut your mouth. They make the show feel more PERSONAL. Don’t be an asshole.

I fucking LIVE for Danny’s stories.

Arin and Dan light up my day, like some glorious unicorn riding across a rainbow of skittles and amusing stories, screaming bad jokes in funny voices.

bogleech:

You know what I get tired of seeing?

Pet owner: my snake likes me!

Some weiner: wehhhh no its just a reptile it’s just drawn to warmth and learned you aren’t dangerous nnnnggg dont anthraamafy amnals

Seriously come on, even if that’s an accurate description (and we don’t…

Fakemon-A-Day: Gimmeit, Getinit, Gotenit

Gimmeit
Type: Dark
Ability: Borrow- There is a chance that this Pokemon will steal the opponent’s Held Item when using a Physical attack and use it immediately. If it isn’t consumable, it is thrown at the opponent on the next turn to deal minor damage.
Notable Move: None
Pokedex: Constantly begging humans and Pokemon alike for anything, it spits up chewed berries and dented coins as a ‘trade’. The mist leaking from its container makes the insides completely shrouded.

Getinit
Type: Dark
Ability: Borrow
Notable Move: None
Pokedex: Will pickpocket unwary humans if given the chance, even its own trainer. It has developed bony plates that protect its sensitive joints.

Gotenit
Type: Dark/Steel
Ability: Borrow
Notable Move: Bribe- Uses riches, food, or gifts to bribe the opponent into attacking themselves or an ally immediately.
Pokedex: The chest it lives in is much deeper than its shallow appearance. It gives gifts from a seemingly endless supply and while the food is real, the riches are often fake and the money counterfeit.

Fakemon-A-Day: Gimmeit, Getinit, Gotenit

Gimmeit
Type: Dark
Ability: Borrow- There is a chance that this Pokemon will steal the opponent’s Held Item when using a Physical attack and use it immediately. If it isn’t consumable, it is thrown at the opponent on the next turn to deal minor damage.
Notable Move: None
Pokedex: Constantly begging humans and Pokemon alike for anything, it spits up chewed berries and dented coins as a ‘trade’. The mist leaking from its container makes the insides completely shrouded.

Getinit
Type: Dark
Ability: Borrow
Notable Move: None
Pokedex: Will pickpocket unwary humans if given the chance, even its own trainer. It has developed bony plates that protect its sensitive joints.

Gotenit
Type: Dark/Steel
Ability: Borrow
Notable Move: Bribe- Uses riches, food, or gifts to bribe the opponent into attacking themselves or an ally immediately.
Pokedex: The chest it lives in is much deeper than its shallow appearance. It gives gifts from a seemingly endless supply and while the food is real, the riches are often fake and the money counterfeit.

smexy-medic:

My friend’s button quail was getting whiny so I gave it company

theonion:

Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace
lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

image

OOOOOH

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

coelasquid:

drwagc:

more piggu and adventure in getting tumblr to take the damn photos.

Such majestic flufflebutts.