The Woxbox

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”


I’m fairly sure only half of these are made up, but what scares me is that I don’t know which ones.

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

I’m fairly sure only half of these are made up, but what scares me is that I don’t know which ones.

inonibird:

And now for something completely different. Ish. ¯\(°_o)/¯
(had this particular comic in mind)

inonibird:

And now for something completely different. Ish. ¯\(°_o)/¯

(had this particular comic in mind)

equality-pixie:

Janey Springs. The strong, capable, commanding, and hilariously condescending open lesbian in Borderlands the Pre-Sequel. Don’t tell me this game is sexist.

equality-pixie:

Janey Springs. The strong, capable, commanding, and hilariously condescending open lesbian in Borderlands the Pre-Sequel. Don’t tell me this game is sexist.

equality-pixie:

bbronut idk I mean nothing is perfect and if we let ourselves be offended by every stupid joke we won’t be allowed to enjoy anything at all. I think Borderlands does a really good job at diversity while still not losing site of the goal: to be a humorous game with excellent gameplay and interesting unique graphics. I love it and think it’s one of the (if not THE) furthest thing from a sexist game.

Plus, the joke seemed really tongue-in-cheek and I honestly thought it was pretty amusing.

equality-pixie:

bbronut idk I mean nothing is perfect and if we let ourselves be offended by every stupid joke we won’t be allowed to enjoy anything at all. I think Borderlands does a really good job at diversity while still not losing site of the goal: to be a humorous game with excellent gameplay and interesting unique graphics. I love it and think it’s one of the (if not THE) furthest thing from a sexist game.

Plus, the joke seemed really tongue-in-cheek and I honestly thought it was pretty amusing.

irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

fuku-shuu:


The Simpsons paid special tribute to anime in tonight’s “Treehouse of Horror” episode…Lisa’s outfit should seem very familiar ;) (Source)

The other series are of course Bleach (Marge as Rangiku), Naruto (Bart as Naruto), One Piece (Homer as Zoro), and Pokemon (Maggie as Pikachu + Santa’s Little Helper as Charizard).

fuku-shuu:

The Simpsons paid special tribute to anime in tonight’s “Treehouse of Horror” episode…Lisa’s outfit should seem very familiar ;) (Source)

The other series are of course Bleach (Marge as Rangiku), Naruto (Bart as Naruto), One Piece (Homer as Zoro), and Pokemon (Maggie as Pikachu + Santa’s Little Helper as Charizard).

darreninfinity:

beavercop:

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn



What a brilliant way to display this

darreninfinity:

beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

What a brilliant way to display this

the-venerable-reverend-cramhole:

lilyrosethedreamer:

zetatauri:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

WELL WHAT THE HELL WAS CARL SAGAN SUPPOSED TO DO?  RIDE OFF INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE?

God bless Sir David Attenborough.

That Carl Sagan comment though

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK